Remind me again why we need feminism? Oh, yeah.

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not just any hole

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okay but i never understood why plankton didnt just buy a krabby patty

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chris brown? wow can can please say chris african american this is 2013 people WAKE UP

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Anonymous asked:
i Want to shove your Guinea Pig (Deandras) up my ass and clench my sphincter muscles so He can live there Forever


"I believed that I wanted to be a poet, but deep down I just wanted to be a poem."

Jaime Gil de Bieda (via angryvomit)

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Ugly is something that goes up inside you. It’s mean and hurtful, like them boys.

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did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers are supposed to wait for security to break the shit apart

teenage girls will fuck your shit up 

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what did tyler even create? i dont believe this has been asked before

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"If you love deeply, you’re going to get hurt badly. But it’s still worth it."

C.S Lewis (via erraticintrovert)

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who needs rhetorical questions?

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  • mom: did you get home safe?
  • me: no i died a few times
  • Older Step-Brother Home On Break From College Who Secretly Has a Major Drug and Gambling Problem: Your mother cares about you and she just wants to make sure you're OK. I know now it seems like a pain in the rear to deal with her smothering concern, but when you're older you'll realize it all stems from a pure place. OK slugger, good talk. Now scoot upstairs and get started on your homework and remember, only 1 hour of Tumblr during school nights! Haha, love you kiddo. *Steals money from piggy bank later that night as you sleep* *Quietly sobbing* I'm so sorry to do this, but I'm going to make it right...I'm going to pay off these debts and get clean and finally get my AA degree. *Climbs out the window and disappears into the night*